so this one time in second grade our teacher said she was embarassed and we all thought she was pregnant because embarazada in spanish means pregnant so her boyfriend visited us once and we told him she was pregnant and he freaked out and our teacher started crying because it turned out it was true and she had cheated on him and then the whole class cried and i think we might have ruined her life
Time takes it all, whether you want it to or not.
why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists
because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists
the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession
this is beautiful and every person who didn’t get what they wanted tonight should reblog this.
I said, ‘What you wanna be?’ She said, ‘Alive.’ It made me think for a minute, then looked in her eyes …I coulda died.
Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.
birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested